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Guns N' Roses Closes Fashion Week for Rabid Fans (nymag)

"I forgot to Google how to bang a rockstar," a friend, let's call her Peggy,
says when she arrives at the Maritime Hotel last night, where we consume pasta
before the Guns N' Roses show at Hiro Ballroom, brought to us by DeLeon
Tequila and Nur Khan Electric Sessions. Banging Axl Rose, the lead singer and
only remaining member of the original band -- who still tours as Guns N' Roses
with a new band -- is a lifelong dream of hers. We are trying to figure out
how she can accomplish her mission and call in sick to her corporate job
tomorrow, which, you would think, can't be _that_ hard. But alas: "I have no
idea how to be a groupie," Peggy says. Nor do the rest of us.

A number of strategies are discussed, like Peggy initiating contact with a
roadie: "But I don't want to bang a roadie -- that happens a lot. The groupies
just end up banging the roadies." Or sending a_ friend_ to initiate contact
with the roadie to act as a bridge between Peggy and backstage. But the
friend: "I don't want to bang the roadie, ...

nymag

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